When she hit the stage on opening night and was greeted with a standing ovation from the sold-out crowd, she laughed and said, “I haven’t sung anything yet. Wait, wait!”
After her first number, Barbra told the opening night audience, “I do love being here in Washington. I love being here because it makes me feel very proud and patriotic. I think the city is very beautiful, too, I like classic architecture, as you can see from my set, which was inspired by Monticello …” Then she recalled performing for President Kennedy in 1963, and also her recent trip to D.C. in 1993 for President Clinton’s Inaugural Gala. “I must admit that I was a little afraid to come back here after the gantseh megillah
the press made over my visit to Washington last year. Gantseh megillah
– it sounds like a Japanese movie, but it’s Yiddish for ‘big deal.’ You see, I was invited as a guest of the same White House Correspondent’s Dinner and they made such a deal over my speaking to General Colin Powell, as if we had nothing to talk about. Well, listen, people don’t give up their citizenship just because they’re in the entertainment business! (applause) When a man asks me for a piece of gum, it’s rude not to answer! Listen, the truth is I’ve been criticized by the press for over 30 years now and guess what – I’m still here.”
She also altered her introduction to “Will He Like Me” with some D.C. references … “Ever since the sexual revolution, men and women don’t know how to act toward each other. At least after the American revolution people sat down and wrote out some rules. Plus, they had some very nice furniture. I mean, where is the Thomas Jefferson of relationships? Where’s the declaration of interdependence?”
In the second act, during the spot where she usually delivered her “could you pass a test like that?” joke, Streisand really expressed her feelings about politics:
“I’m a political junkie so I always find Washington D. C. very fascinating, even though they’re always putting Hollywood down. And when some of us were invited to Washington last year, we were called terrible names. We were called nitwits, airheads, we were accused of not being serious, not being able to think straight like those in government ... which is very funny since Hollywood makes billions and the government owes trillions.
“I once confessed in an article that I wrote that I used to steal bubble gum when I was kid, from the candy store, so, I could never run for office—even if I wanted to, which I don’t. Because I know this will come out, I could just see the headlines now: BUBBLEGATE! One good thing if I did run, of course, I could do my own fundraisers!” (big laugh).